Where would we be without windows? We wouldn't know, because we wouldn't be able to see out and work out where we were! From humble...

Simon goes like the clappers. Bruce rings the changes. Ding Dong - as Leslie Philips used to say. This one is all about the sonic metal....

Simon sings a rainbow. Bruce sings a rainbow, too. Nothing is more ubiquitous than colour. It's everywhere. It's not as simple as black...

Simon has a short back and sides. Bruce goes for a Teasy Weasy. Hairdressing is an ancient art, but never has it been more popular as a...

Bruce blows out the candles. Simon makes a wish. Everyone has a birthday. And almost everyone celebrates it. This is our 52nd week of...

Simon is on the scent of facts. Bruce is a bit whiffy. Perfume has existed since the first chemists in Ancient Egypt. In this episode,...

Simon pipes up. Bruce pipes down. Pipes are everywhere. You're probably never more than a few metres from one. In this episode, we...

Simon annoys picnickers. Bruce gets waspish. Not many of us like wasps, and when you get to know more about them, their reproduction can...

Bruce gets up Simon's nose. Simon is on the scent of facts. We take our sense of smell for granted until it's taken away from us by, oh,...

Bruce makes the whoop-whoop noise. Simon flexes his knees.

Simon luxuriates in suds. Bruce gets a plug in (obviously) Bathtubs aren't something that most of us spend a lot of time thinking about....

Simon gets the hump. Bruce shows his toe. Camels are the most amazing creatures. Designed for their habitat, they store water in their...

Simon keeps it under his hat. Bruce keeps mum. We almost made it to 30 minutes, but it's a fascinating subject and worth the extra six...

Bruce heaves ho. Simon shows us his booty. Being a pirate seems so romantic. Someone who refuses to follow the well-beaten shipping...

Bruce doffs his. Simon tips his

Bruce bleats on. Simon tells some baaaad jokes Sheep are part of our heritage. We have worn woollen clothing forever, we have walked on woo

The telegraph revolutionised communication for peace, war and finance, not to mention birthdays and weddings. Simon's feeling poorly this...

Bruce gets the wind up. Simon indicates his demeanour. Fans have been keeping us cool for centuries, from huge ones that cool a whole...

Bruce is serendipitous. Simon says oops. We all make mistakes. Sometimes they make things better, sometimes, they make things worse, and so

Simon gets it together. Bruce bricks it! As usual, click on the pics for more information and a building sense of time-wasting! English...